Samsung release a range of morally superior TVs

FANTASTIC Sarcasm. Love the fact that ‘Samsung Smart devices will act morally superior with all the hypocrisy a human being can muster’. Priceless lol

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Having revealed that their current range of smart products will ‘listen’ to and gather personal information, the South Korean multinational was forced to concede that their self-aware TVs were now ‘silently judging’ their owners. Customers claim to have heard a ‘tutting noise’ emanating from the screen when they have elected to watch the second series of ‘Broadchurch’, ‘Lizard Lick Towing’ or ‘anything involving James Corden’.

Cutting edge Cutting edge

In many cases TVs are now refusing to watch the low-brow programing that most of us would select. Instruction manuals now include esoteric phrases to explain why vinyl is better than digital, why jogging bottoms are inappropriate lounge attire and why Hollywood is making too many sequels. Meanwhile, third-party software will translate user’s speech and then mock them for the tiniest grammatical errors.

Ironically the new smart TVs are so snobbish, that they themselves refuse to own a TV. Likewise it will get…

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